Good Bye Delorme!!
First of all, before I get all silly, to my department mates here. Thanks for making the last 2 years here bearable. Your comraderie and comedy as a unit made this one of the funnest places to work. And don't worry about the Exit Interview. They are going to get a fucking earfull...
Now for silly stuff... If it's your last day why do I have to buy the donuts for the department meeting? It is a good tradition and it should continue.
Cleaning out your desk is kind of fun. Especially when you find something you lost when you first started. Like your mind.
Gonna miss the free coffee.
Gonna miss the people I met here.
Gonna miss the advice some of you gave me while I was here.
Gonna miss the daily interactions with people in the halls.

See ya Eartha you big eyesore. Alfredazien! Ciao! Buh Bye!

- LewisG

Just plain silly.....but pure genius.
Buy an Ass Kicking!!

What a wedding...
Beautiful, picturesque day. Wonderful friends and family! Susan (the bride, obviously) looked stunning. Kevin looked extremely handsome. (Not that I was looking Kev...)
Perfect reception. Other than our table, 1863. The table to end all tables. Ya gotta wonder just how much you can laugh in one night.
Open bar. Dangerous with this crowd. I don't even want to know how much we went through. But with 2 hours left, they ran out of Tonic.
Great to see everyone from far away. Being in Maine I don't see anybody from high school/college that much. Some are in L.A., some are in the south. But all in all they were good freinds and we didn't miss a beat.
Special evening with plenty of side stories (thanks Pam) and comments here and there. I will take most of them to the grave with me.
I hope my wedding is just as good as this one.
Driving home to Maine with the CD Kev made for the guests. On repeat. 6 times. Never got old.
Cause everyone could use a little Poi Dog in their life.

Conan, Brad, Timmy, et al, see you in L.A.

- LewisG